A musical parody of The Lord Of the Rings? YES, PLEASE!
lately I have sworn off:
refined sugar ( a total BITCH at first and now not so bad)
white flour
chemicals in food (very limiting!)
alcohol (OK, except for the beer last night, leave me alone Shannon)
television (for Lent. I am giving up the Gilmore Girls for you Jesus! Cause you're my homeboy! But not in a right wing way, strictly in the leftist, revolutionary way. I hate to be smug but I admit that I think most of your followers have got it all wrong.)
Maybe I should give up smugness for Lent.
Nah.
How do you fry tofu without the stick-to-the-pan drama that I always have? I've tried longer draining time, I've tried hotter/cooler temperatures, I've tried changing pans. What is the deal?
Also: If you like mole check out Trader Joe's Mole Rojo. Yum.
If you're ever in LA (and why would you be?) and you have ever seen Blade runner (of course you have) then you should absolutely check out The Bradbury Building. Very cool. Strangely non-descript from the outside. Thank goodness they haven't torn it down.
very quietly. I'm feeling a little proud because Ruby, my girl Ruby, is feeling more than half cooked. She's feeling like her wings are drying and pretty soon she might try flapping them. And then, maybe, she'll fly.
I could be wrong, but I think I might have an actual BOOK on my hands. A book that I wrote.
We'll see if anyone else agrees.
If you want to read it, I'm feeling very slutty. I'll give it away to anyone who asks! She's about 80 pages.
Today I am wearing earrings and a necklace. Recently I bought eyeshadow for the first time since college. I've been going into stores and fondling (that's right, I said fondling) high heeled shoes.
I'm working a little on the whole girly thing.
When I was in Junior High I got my first pair of high heels. They were clunky platforms with a hole cut out of the heel. What was that style called? Jellyroll or something?
Anyway, I never once wore them to school. My mom said I could, my friends wore theirs but I never had the nerve. I'd get all dressed for school with knee high pantyhose under my yellow Dittos and the platform heels and I'd eat breakfast with them on and I'd feel fine. A little weird, but fine. But just before it was time to leave I'd race to my room to change into regular shoes. I just didn't think I could pull it off.
I'm still working on that.
This Chick tract explains exactly why Catholics are going to burn in a lake of fire.
There is just so much here that is funny. I especially like how God tells the Bad Catholic that he shouldn't have gone to mass because Jesus didn't tell him to, yet one of the steps to redemption is going to a Christian Church. Um, Christ never said "Go to a MegaChurch and be mean to the gay people" either.