Went to a wedding in Wisconsin. Some observations:
Very flat
everything is very spaced out, not crowded
the big lakes there freeze over completely in winter
the people are very nice
they LOVE their college football (go badgers! they beat Michigan)
the bartender at the wedding kept the internet page of the Wisconsin/Michigan game up for everyone
my toast was not as bad as I thought it might be
Weddings are really expensive
That camera man cost a LOT
I never eat when I am giving a toast - too nervous
Then I drink wine and it goes straight to my head
Madison is a neat town - even at 4 am
did you use Mike's joke about getting up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in his hand?